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METRO USERS... LOOK OUT!
Some dude has been exposing himself to rider's on our Nation's Capital's mass transit wonder, the METRO!
"Patrons flashed by this perp should not attempt to go vigilante on this creeper," reminded American radio presenter TOBY KNAPP. "You don't know if he's got some sort of disease going on and whatnot, and, you don't wanna touch some nasty jank. Further, it's just not good form. Don't hit him with some sort of taser or whatnot, and don't beat this perp creep down, either. Let the cops get him!"
The METRO CREEPER is still on the loose as the nation slips into the long LABOR DAY weekend.