Here's Today's Feel-Good Story:
Happy National Fart Day! Passing gas is a natural part of the body's digestive system. Gasses inside the body, such as nitrogen, oxygen, and CO2 are released with flatulence, providing relief.
Feel free to celebrate however you like! Make sounds, use a whoopie cushion, and tell some fart jokes like this one:
Why did the man stop telling fart jokes?
...he was told that his jokes stink!