♈️ Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Aries, you’re always beefing with Cancer. You say they’re too sensitive, they say you’re too aggressive—and suddenly it’s a whole dramatic saga over a group text tone. You need someone who can take your heat, not cry about it.
♉️ Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Taurus, your #1 beef always seems to be with Leo. Two stubborn queens who refuse to back down or admit fault? That’s a recipe for petty grudges and passive-aggressive Instagram captions.
♊️ Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Gemini, you and Virgo clash like crazy. You’re out here freestyling life, and they’re scheduling when to breathe. They call you flaky, you call them uptight, and boom—blocked.
♋️ Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Cancer, you’re constantly beefing with Sagittarius. They’re out partying while you’re trying to process your feelings from three Tuesdays ago. You just want a heart-to-heart, and they want to backpack through Europe with zero WiFi.
♌️ Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Leo, your eternal enemy? Scorpio. You both love drama but want it on your terms. You’ll be side-eyeing each other from across the room like it’s a telenovela, and no one’s backing down.
♍️ Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Virgo, you always seem to beef with Gemini. You say they’re chaotic and unreliable, they say you’re a control freak with a spreadsheet for fun. It’s giving “I told you so” energy on both sides.
♎️ Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Libra, you lowkey can’t stand Capricorns. They’re too blunt, too serious, and they don’t care about vibes?? Meanwhile, you’re trying to create a soft aesthetic and they’re ruining it with logic.
♏️ Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Scorpio, your forever beef is with Leo. Too many main character vibes in one room. Y’all both want to be the star and the villain—at the same time.
♐️ Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Sag, you clash with Cancer every single time. They want emotional depth, and you’re like “ew, commitment.” They cry, you ghost, and suddenly it’s your fault?
♑️ Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Cap, you’re always side-eyeing Libras. You think they’re indecisive, they think you’re cold—and somehow you're always the bad guy because you didn’t use an emoji in your text.
♒️ Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Aquarius, you and Taurus can’t see eye to eye. They want consistency, you want chaos (but make it ✨quirky✨). You’re out here reinventing the wheel and they just want the wheel to stay put.
♓️ Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Pisces, you end up beefing with Aries more than you’d like to admit. Their intensity overwhelms your emotional flow, and suddenly you’re crying while they’re yelling—and no one knows why.