♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
Your pile is half-washed, half-worn, and aggressively tossed on the floor. This week, you’re charging ahead with wild energy, but some unfinished business might trip you up. Slow down just long enough to actually fold something — or at least make a plan before you burn out.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)
Your laundry’s clean, folded, but chilling in a laundry basket like it pays rent. This week, you're coasting — steady, reliable, and surrounded by comfort. You’re not in a rush to change anything, but a small push midweek could spark a surprising productivity streak.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)
You’ve got three piles going and not one is labeled. This week, expect multiple plans, overlapping invites, and maybe a double-booked moment. Stay flexible, but don’t forget to anchor yourself. Organized chaos is still chaos.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)
Your laundry’s done, but you’re letting it live in the dryer so it stays warm like a hug. This week, you’re craving emotional comfort. You might get sentimental or reconnect with an old friend. Prioritize softness and self-soothing, but don’t ghost your responsibilities.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)
Your pile includes at least one dramatic outfit you wore just for a selfie. This week is your time to shine — expect compliments, attention, and a moment to be the main character. But don’t forget to recharge in between your glam appearances.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22)
Your laundry is color-coded, folded with military precision, and somehow smells like eucalyptus. You’ve got a hyper-productive week ahead — BUT something unexpected might shake up your perfect routine. Keep your cool, and maybe don’t panic if things get...slightly out of order.
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)
You’ve been trying on clothes and tossing them aside for days. This week brings indecision overload — you’ll want to please everyone, but don’t forget yourself. A bold choice on Thursday could shift everything. Trust your gut.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
Your laundry pile is mysterious, slightly moody, and may contain an item from your ex. This week, secrets surface — something you’ve been keeping low-key is about to pop off. You’re in control, but watch your emotional reactions. You’re magnetic right now... use it wisely.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
You’re out here re-wearing jeans from two weeks ago and calling it a “sustainability choice.” This week, expect last-minute plans and random travel energy. Spontaneity will serve you — just pack a backup outfit.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
Your laundry is done, put away, and you’ve already started a load for next week. This week, you're ahead of the game — professionally and personally. Use this momentum to tackle something big. People are watching (in a good way), so lead the way.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
Your laundry pile includes at least one outfit you thrifted with delusional confidence. This week brings eccentric energy and a random opportunity that feels super left-field — say yes. You’re meant to stand out. Even if that means your outfit choices confuse people.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
Your clothes are clean, but you forgot them in the washer... again. This week starts off foggy, but clarity will hit midweek like a plot twist. Stay grounded. The universe has something soft and surprising coming for you — just keep your heart open.