♈ Aries
The “reckless hype friend.” You’re the one saying “baddie baddie shot o’clock?” five minutes into brunch. You’ll start the night…and the fight.
♉ Taurus
The “homebody friend.” You always offer to host because it means you don’t have to leave your couch. Your love language is snacks and a good movie.
♊ Gemini
The “two-faced bestie.” Half the time you’re everyone’s favorite, the other half you’re spilling the group’s secrets on FaceTime to someone else. Chaotic and fun but not to be trusted.
♋ Cancer
The “therapist friend.” You’re crying at 3am with them, but also low-key holding onto every detail for the next 6 years and holding all kinds of grudges.
♌ Leo
The “main character friend.” You will make the group stop mid-conversation to take your photo. But you’re also the one making sure everyone’s night is unforgettable.
♍ Virgo
The “planner friend.” You made the dinner resy three weeks ago and already checked Tiktok for the reviews. You’re also silently judging the late friend and the service.
♎ Libra
The “flirty friend.” You will flirt with anyone — waiter, Uber driver, stranger in line — then be shocked when drama follows you home.
♏ Scorpio
The “loyal but scary friend.” Ride-or-die vibes, but if someone crosses you or your people? They’re blocked, canceled, and hexed.
♐ Sagittarius
The “spontaneous friend.” You’re the one texting “Vegas tomorrow?” with zero plans. Fun, reckless, and most likely banned from booking an Airbnb.
♑ Capricorn
The “responsible mom friend.” You’re holding everyone’s IDs, ordering the Uber, and reminding people they have work tomorrow. Annoying sometimes but necessary.
♒ Aquarius
The “vibe catcher”. If everyone else is going HAM… you will be down but as soon as the vibes are off or things feel weird… YOU’RE OUT OF THERE. You're honestly the fav because you just go with the flow.
♓ Pisces
The “sensitive but iconic friend.” You’ll cry in the bathroom, then come out and order mozzarella sticks for the table. You keep it dramatic and lovable.