♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): You hit send and immediately throw your phone across the room like it’s radioactive. Two minutes later you’re pacing, already planning your next move if they leave you on read.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): You act unbothered, but you’re checking every three seconds while snacking to ease the stress. If they don’t reply soon, fine — you’ll just never text first again. Ever.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20): You’ve already drafted six different replies to their reply before they even text back. You’re also running a live commentary of the situation to three group chats.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): You immediately regret sending it and start spiraling. By the time they reply, you’ve already imagined 47 different outcomes — half of them ending in heartbreak.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22): You send the risky text, lock your phone, and say, “They’d be dumb not to reply.” Still, you check your notifications like a mad person.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): You analyze every second that passes like it’s a science experiment. At the 15-minute mark you’re ChatGpting “How to take back what I said”
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): You immediately distract yourself by scrolling on Insta or taking a nap. If they’re not gonna text back fast, you’ll just let the whole world reply first.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): You pretend you don’t care, but inside you’re plotting 12 ways to ruin their life if they leave you on read. The patience is fake, the intensity is real.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): You shrug it off and start doing something else, like making last-minute weekend plans. If they reply, cool. If not, also cool — you’ve moved on already.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): You keep checking your phone but make it look like you’re “busy” and totally above it. If they don’t reply, you’ll write them off and add it to your mental ledger of grudges.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): You send the text and then act like you forgot you even sent it. Truth is, you’re watching from the shadows, plotting your next mysterious move.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): You put your phone down and immediately put on sad music, already assuming the worst. When they finally text back, you act shocked like you weren’t already crying in the shower.