PAYTON'S PREDICTIONS: National Punctuation Day

♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): You’re the exclamation point. Everything you say is LOUD, dramatic, and feels like a call to action. Even when you text “ok,” it somehow sounds like you’re starting a riot.

♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): You’re the ellipsis (…). Slow, steady, and you love to leave people hanging. You’ll answer a text in five hours with “maybe…” and everyone’s sweating wondering what you mean.

♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20): You’re the question mark. Curious, messy, and living for stirring the pot. You’ll ask five questions in a row and then ghost before anyone can reply.

♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): You’re the comma. Always adding emotional detours, backstories, and side notes. When you tell a story, it’s never one sentence — it’s a whole novella with commas everywhere.

♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22): You’re ALL CAPS + !!! Subtlety? Don’t know her. If people aren’t looking at you, you’ll MAKE them look — whether that’s through an Insta caption or dramatic “GUESS WHAT?!” text energy.

♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): You’re the semicolon; calculated, precise, and kind of intimidating. Nobody’s 100% sure how to use you, but you are absolutely positive you’re being used wrong.

♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): You’re the quotation marks. Always quoting what your friends said, always hyping others up. You’ll repeat someone’s words like they’re gospel, but you still haven’t decided what you think.

♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): You’re the period. Cold, final, and leaving zero room for discussion. If you put a period at the end of a text, someone’s crying and re-reading it 47 times.

♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): You’re the dash — chaotic, dramatic, and constantly going on tangents. People never know where your stories are headed, but they’re definitely along for the ride.

♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): You’re the colon: bossy, structured, and always setting up the rules. You basically invented lists, schedules, and bullet points.

♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): You’re the parentheses (because your entire life is a side thought). You’ll say something serious and then add three side comments that make people question reality.

♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): You’re quotation marks with sparkles — “✨like this✨.” Everything has to be dreamy, poetic, and a little dramatic. You’re basically living in an indie film montage.