♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): You are the attitude. It’s not a phase, it’s a lifestyle. You don’t even try to be spicy — it just leaks out naturally every time you talk.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): You swear you’re chill, but the second someone touches your food or messes up your comfort zone — boom, attitude activated. You’re protective, not petty… allegedly.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20): Your attitude depends on which version of you woke up today. One twin is chill, the other’s fighting imaginary battles in the group chat.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): You don’t have an attitude, you have feelings. Big difference. But the silent treatment you give when someone hurts them? Legendary.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22): Attitude? Only when you’re not being adored. Compliment you once and you’re sunshine; ignore you and it’s full thunderstorm.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): You don’t see it as attitude — it’s “constructive criticism.” But let’s be real, your tone could probably use an HR meeting.
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): You’re too pretty for attitude… but also, if someone ruins your vibe, you will dramatically sigh and fix it yourself.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): Your whole aura screams “try me.” You call it “boundaries,” but it’s giving mysterious-with-a-dash-of-menace.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): You don’t have an attitude — you have opinions. Loud ones. If people can’t handle your honesty, that’s on them.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): You’ve had an attitude since kindergarten. You’re not mad, you’re just over it — all of it — constantly.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): You act unbothered, but deep down, your resting-“I’m smarter than you” face is your attitude. And we love that for you.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): Your attitude is passive-aggressive poetry. You’ll say “it’s fine” while clearly drafting your breakup speech in Notes.