LIFE HACKS
Alright, here’s a holiday travel hack that will save your sanity:
Before you leave the house, open Google Maps and download your entire airport for offline use. Yup — the whole thing. Just select the airport and save it.
Why? Because airport WiFi is a myth. It’s like Bigfoot ..people claim it exists, but nobody’s ever actually seen it.
With the offline map, you can find bathrooms, restaurants, chargers, and shortcuts between terminals even when your phone has no service.
So when your gate magically moves from B7 to F92 …and it always does …you won’t panic. You’ll just glide straight there like you’re the CEO of the airport.”
If you want, I can punch it up even more or turn it into a callback for later in the show.