♈ Aries — Eleven
Bold, impulsive, and powered by pure adrenaline and vibes. You would survive the Upside Down because you’ll punch first, ask questions never. Your downfall? Wasting energy being dramatic before using your powers.
♉ Taurus — Hopper
Stubborn, loyal, hates change, loves food — you are Hopper to your core. Yes, you’d survive the Upside Down, but only because you’d get absolutely fed up and brute-force your way out. You complain the whole time but still save everyone.
♊ Gemini — Dustin
Smart, funny, chatty, charismatic — you ARE Dustin Henderson. You’d survive because you’d befriend some random monster and negotiate your way out. The group survives because of you, but yes, you’d overshare.
♋ Cancer — Will Byers
Soft, sensitive, intuitive… and somehow always in emotional danger. You might survive the Upside Down, but only after crying, sensing danger before it happens, and needing multiple hugs afterward. Everyone roots for you, though.
♌ Leo — Steve Harrington
Iconic hair, surprising leadership, unexpected softness — you’re Steve. You’d DEFINITELY survive the Upside Down because even the monsters love you a little. You act annoyed, but you secretly enjoy being everyone’s protector.
♍ Virgo — Nancy Wheeler
Smart, strategic, organized, slightly terrifying when focused — you’re Nancy. You survive because you make a plan, stick to it, and carry the team on your back. The monsters are more scared of you than you are of them.
♎ Libra — Robin Buckley
Funny, flirty, easily distracted by vibes — you’re Robin. You would probably survive the Upside Down, but you’d complain about the lighting, the smell, and the aesthetic first. You charm your way out of danger, though.
♏ Scorpio — Eleven’s Dark Side / “Kali” Energy
Intense, mysterious, intimidating, and a little psychic. You don’t just survive the Upside Down — you run it. The monsters sense your presence and turn the other way.
♐ Sagittarius — Eddie Munson
Chaotic good, rebellious, hilarious — everything is a movie moment for you. Survival? Hmm. You might die dramatically, but in a way people make T-shirts about. Your bravery is unmatched, but your risk-taking… girl.
♑ Capricorn — Joyce Byers
Determined, focused, and will absolutely tear dimensions apart to protect your people. You survive the Upside Down because you refuse to let anything ruin your holiday plans. You’re powerful in a “don’t mess with me today” way.
♒ Aquarius — Mike Wheeler
Idealistic, dramatic, loyal to a fault — you’re Mike. You survive the Upside Down, but only because your friends physically drag you away from danger while you’re giving an emotional speech. Chaos but lovable.
♓ Pisces — Max Mayfield
Emotional, intuitive, artistic, mysterious — you’re Max energy. You can survive the Upside Down, but only if you have your Walkman and a trauma playlist ready. Your feelings literally save your life.