Wow. How far he's fallen...
I'll just quote this story:
Jailed former Lostprophets frontman Ian Watkins pulled a mobile phone from his anus following a strip search in prison, a court has heard. Leeds Crown Court was told how Watkins, 42, had been searched in Wakefield Prison, in West Yorkshire, on March 10, 2018, after intelligence had been received that he was in possession of a phone. But the prison officer who conducted the search in a sterile cell did not find anything, prosecutor Stephen Wood told a jury, and then left him on 15-minute watch. Mr Wood described how Watkins asked the officer if he would still be allowed to see his mother, who was travelling to visit him. The prosecutor said: ‘He reached in his underwear towards his anus. ‘After about 10 seconds the defendant produced a small white telephone. ‘You will understand that this must have been inserted into his anus.’
I mean.... WOW.